Finland's Ovi

“We are planning to build a permanent base on the moon by 2015,” said Nikolai Sevastyanov, head of the Energia space corporation, “By 2020, we can begin the industrial-scale delivery of the rare isotope helium-3.”

By 2022, we will have Greenpeace and other environmental groups donning their gravity boots and chaining themselves to space shuttles.

By 2025, former President Arnold will reprise his role in Total Recall, save civilization and reveal an alien oxygen-making machine below the surface of the moon.

I just seen this on the news and I couldn’t believe it: Arab foreign ministers have condemned the Danish government for failing to act against a newspaper that published cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad. At the Arab League conference in Cairo, they said they were “surprised and discontented at the response”.

How many ovi have I done about god? Am I going to be punished (well I will go to hell anyway but for different reasons)?

By the way what’s next? Minnie mouse with a veil or what? Are they going to attack Disneyland?

Usually in elections, even when it comes to two candidates, there is a percent in the electoral numbers that represents the people who demonstrated their disagreement with politicians or the political status of a country.

In Finland the last results show Halonen with 51.8%, while her opposition Sauli Niinistö got 48.2%; that gives exactly 100%. What happened here? Not one person kept his word?Not one of those saying that all politicians are the same and he/she was going to put a white paper in the envelope demonstrating his/hers disappointment did so? Something doesn’t smell right.

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